COLOR ME PORNO PRESENTS: NAUGHTY OR NICE???

Naughty. Again...

Happy Hollerdayzzzzz! Sticking with tradition, I am giving you all the greatest gift of all: porn. From the original XXXmas Coloring Book, the image above is ready for your christmas coloring pleasure! Just print it out and be on your Merry way! It also makes a great last minute gift...artistic annnnd thoughtful.

So, I wish you all happy holidays and a VERY happy New Year!!! This one was so good I can't wait to see whats next! Don't forget...I have a solo show at Primary Projects in February..."Bad As I Wanna Be"...keep ur eyes open for more info!

MONDAY, MONDAY...

after a particularly long and shwassssssted weekend of WMC partying, i got to play with legos in the monday morning meeting....

GULL WING

oh bay bay! jusss fo fun!

LOVE SICK: HAPPY VD

Is valentine's day like Thanksgiving....do we have to say what we love? Well, I love my fwends, and family, annnnnnd apparently boys who dont love me back hahaha. But its cool...I don't need a valentine to catch a wicked case of VD!

During my warm and fuzzy period, aka the Friends & Lovers months, I grew tired of the love propaganda. I saved my big showcase spot for the VERY end and, when I thought I might puke from all of the love I was painting, I thought there is nothing left to paint but lovey-puke. So, for Valentine's Day, I repost Love Sick.

And to all the good people of the world: love someone, smoke sumthin, wait til tomorrow to buy a bunch of candy when it all goes on sale, and hey maybe you can get laid tonight...I've my fingers crossed for each and every one of you :)

MY PAL, FRANK.

For some reason, I really like to draw stuff for my friend Frank....at least once a week I find myself drawing some sort of hate note to leave on his desk. I think I like to do it because he likes type a lot...actually he helped me with some of the Friends & Lovers install! Anyway, hes been out sick for awhile and I realized that I havent made him anything, so I made him a get well soon card.

to fucking frank: consider this left on your desk. hope we can pal around sometime soooon!

XXXMAS COLORING!

so, a few of my friends sent back the XXXmas coloring page I put up yesterday, which was a TOTAL surprise and I am sooo siked about it hahaha take a looksie:

this one is from my bay bay, Inah Mercedes at Kaleidoscope Collective:

dis lil baby is from programming genio and personal creative director, Rudo Boothe, entitled Reindeer Toe:

and last but certainly not least, this one come from Omar Fajardo, entitled Aardvark Snout:

A VERY KINKY KRIZMAS!

Ho Ho Hoeeeee and jingle my ballz...its christmas time again! And hey guess what....I care about Christmas even less than ever hahaha. But, I DO care enough to squeeze in a most incredible gift for YOUUUUU. Okay, so this is technically from a porno christmas coloring book I made for a friend, but lets not accuse me of re-gifting....its allll luuuuuvvvv....

So yeah....envoke the holiday spirit by printing out and coloring-in this hot centerfold bittttccchhhh. OR make a friend merry by giving them the gift of porn...it worked for me! But for real...i wish the warmest, happiest, positiviest year to errrrybody!

GET WELL SOON!

i made this for my boyfriend. hes sick. and loves the dino. so i thought this sillyness would make him feel mo bettah!

HAPPY HAPPY!

its that special time of year today...smoke it out of an apple and think of me :)

WONT YOU BE MINE?

a little peek at some special tings for my special boy:

first, lets start off with the FREEGUMS drawed VALENTINE...a special little present for allof miami to enjoy, thanks to FREEGUMS and O.H.W.O.W. gallery. this is actually my favorite new FG ish, and I even got a teeshirt to match it...but i kept that for myself :)


im a little embarassed when it comes to saying the romantic things i feel, so instead i drew some pictures of funny things


and last but not least, a special lettering piece for only us
(yes...the shiny paper is the worst, but i didnt have a lot to work with)

DIRRRRTY 30!!!

so my sister's best friend (aka my self proclaimed "biggest fan") just had her 30th birthday and my sissy asked if i would make her a special porno drawing. so, i busted this one out really quick and my sister had it printed as a poster and post cards where everyone could write their favorite memories of the birthday girl, LADY BRANDY. which is HILARIOUS because you know, its tough to get sentimental and porny at the same time. hahaha man i love those ladies!

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!

Up All Night, Got Demons to Fight!!!

INTERACTIVE BDAY CARD!

a happy bday card to my good buddy, xavier. this one is fully interactive (the illustration really just JUMPS off of the page) and sealed with the DJ RAZE mantra: smoke suuuumthin!

HAPPY BDAY MYLES

for myles on his birthday :)

AINT NUTHIN BUT A TIKI PARRRTY!

thatsssss right! tomorrow is me birthday! here is the invite. im having it at the MAI KAI, an original tiki bar from the 1950s in good old ft lauderdale! yipeeee!!! ANNNND...the mai kai is also the home of HOUSE INDUSTRIES's's's's TIKI FONT launch party (or something like that). basically, HOUSE is like the land ive dreamed of my whole life, so if i can party like them, im totally into it. here is my invite

WEDDING INVITES

so, as i have posted before, my sissy is getting married (hoooray!). i told her i would do all of her invites and such, but since she changed the date to 4 or 5 months earlier than she originally planned, it has been the WORST timing to get them done! so...FINALLY...after what seemed like forever, theyre done, she loves them, and thats that! i dont know how many more bridal things i will be doing...hopefully nothing else until IIIII get married, which looks like it will be a looooooong time from now hahaha.

FOR MY DADDIO

this is one of the most famous lines from my dad growing up...he would ALWAYS try to get us to watch planet of the apes and we nevvvvvver wanted to hahaha...everytime it was on he would go around the house and let everyone know so we didnt miss it hahaha...oh man, my dads the best so i drew this for him really quick and i hope that he finds it HALF as funny as i do

STDs!

this is the Save The Date i did for my sister's wedding. i gave my sis an STD! i know...stupid AND funny.

HAPPY BDAY RUIVO

for my friend RUIVO's bday, i stole his moleskin and drew some pics in it.

MASH IT UP.

the invite for my first (and probably last) SAO PAULO HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA.